Whenever I fly, they always make everyone take off their shoes. It’s a requirement, now. It doesn’t matter what kind of shoes you’re wearing. That’s why I wear flip-flops when I fly, because they’re the easiest to remove and slip on quickly so I don’t hold up the line.

Although, an evil part of me (probably “Deborah”) has always wanted to try going through security wearing a pair of black, lace-up sexy boots… just to see the looks on people’s faces when I tried to remove them and then put them back on.