Ok, you can’t make this stuff up:

OKLAHOMA CITY – A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.

So the moral of the story? Don’t use mayonnaise in public places, especially on your sandwiches

Source: ELN: Top News Story

Meet Toby Jones’. He Offers the best barbecue and foot massage services on earth:

That’s right, Jones’ Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage. Classic. Give him a call 708-224-6101

Apparently Toby Jones’ has a website too: www.jonesgoodassbbqandfootmassage.com

While watching TV last night, this new product commercial for the ladies came on:

The new Schick Quattro TrimStyle For Women. Trim Style. Nice. Hehe.

Did you catch what’s so funny about this commercial? Watch again and pay close attention to the various hedges and bushes as the women walk by them.

*snicker*

It’s Amazing that this TV commercial made it past the sensors. I don’t mind, however I wonder how long it will remain on TV? Funny as hell though…

Apparently someone in Austin Texas hacked a freeway construction warning sign:

Just encase the video gets pulled from YouTube, here are some of the warning messages that hackers put on the signs:

• Zombies in area – Run
• The end is near!!
• Caution, Zombies ahead

This is totally geektastic! I love it.

All I can think about is how perfect this hack would be to pull off around Halloween time, but then again, Zombies could attack at any time

Most of my friends know that I love tequila. It’s the perfect alcoholic beverage for doing shots. My friend Jason sent me the below video:

The best part of this commercial is all the side effects from drinking tequila. Here are a couple of my favorites from this video:

• Loss of clothing, money and virginity
• The consumption of alcohol is a major factor of dancing like a retard
• May cause you to tell your friends you are in love them over and over again

I’ve personally experienced friends of mine who can’t handle tequila with the above side effects. Classic! Yay tequila!!

Thanks to my friend David for pointing out this video to me. I can always use a good laugh. Bill Gates of Microsoft and Steve Jobs of Apple square off in the clean-white virtual world of the iconic Mac ads: